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stevanos
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A place in Bendover, British Columbia, Canada
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Family Recipe for Banana Bread
Start with:
2 dreamy eyes
2 loving arms
2 well shaped legs
1 fur lined mixing bowl (in this day and age, may substitute for silky smooth bowl)
2 firm milk containers
1 large banana
Mixing instructions:
1. Look into dreamy eyes
2. Spread well shaped legs s l o w l y
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined (or substitute) bowl is well greased. Check and taste frequently with middle finger.
4. Add banana and gently work in and out of bowl until a creamy consistancy is achieved.
5. Cover with nuts and a sigh of relief.
Bread is done when banana is soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and lick the mixing bowl.
Note: If the bread starts to rise...leave town!!   
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| November 6, 2007, 16:34 |
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Re: Family Recipe for Banana Bread
great receipe
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| November 15, 2007, 20:12 |
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