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form your own opinion on this one!
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY --
>WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING
>SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP
>STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
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>"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER
>THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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>A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMEN LIFTED
>HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT
>WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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>THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE
>OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
>IMPRESSIVE.
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>SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE
>RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER
>BEHIND.
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>THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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>THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
>THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."
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| October 26, 2004, 21:56 |
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pepper
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daytona, Florida, US
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Re: form your own opinion on this one!
No comment 
  
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| October 26, 2004, 22:27 |
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Re: Re: form your own opinion on this one!
QUOTE (pepper @ October 26, 2004, 22:27)
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| October 27, 2004, 04:14 |
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Re: form your own opinion on this one!
what... is something wrong with that? tell me.
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| October 27, 2004, 04:29 |
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backfromaustintx
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Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: form your own opinion on this one!
Thats a bastardization of a joke where someone really does receive a fax that way. Poor Hillbillys!
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| October 27, 2004, 20:47 |
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bear
64 / male
OHIO, Ohio, US
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Re: form your own opinion on this one!
hillbilly's and rednecks get no respect at all 
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| October 28, 2004, 08:15 |
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Re: Re: form your own opinion on this one!
QUOTE (bear @ October 28, 2004, 08:15)
Tell me about it! *sigh*
Gotta run! I'm gettin' a fax!
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| October 28, 2004, 08:19 |
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bear
64 / male
OHIO, Ohio, US
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Re: form your own opinion on this one!
I hope it's not a long fax!!!!
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| October 28, 2004, 08:44 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ October 28, 2004, 08:19) QUOTE (bear @ October 28, 2004, 08:15)
Tell me about it! *sigh*
Gotta run! I'm gettin' a fax!
,,,,Don't throw the fax paper out you can turn it over and re-insert it, use both sides, saves on paper.
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| October 28, 2004, 12:08 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: form your own opinion on this one!
Oh my! Too funny!
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| October 28, 2004, 17:59 |
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Re: Re: Re: form your own opinion on this one!
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ October 28, 2004, 08:19) QUOTE (bear @ October 28, 2004, 08:15)
Tell me about it! *sigh*
Gotta run! I'm gettin' a fax!
anyone know where i get me a fax machine that looks like that?!? 
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| October 28, 2004, 21:45 |
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Re: form your own opinion on this one!
hamilton va?
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| October 29, 2004, 05:12 |
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| October 29, 2004, 05:32 |
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Re: form your own opinion on this one!
too old joke here... you need an update 
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| October 29, 2004, 07:46 |
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Re: form your own opinion on this one!
Fine by me ole boy,,,,,Then Give us one!
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| October 29, 2004, 11:38 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: form your own opinion on this one!
Just cause its old dont mean its not good no more! We are talkin bout the joke right? 
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| October 29, 2004, 11:42 |
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Re: Re: form your own opinion on this one!
QUOTE (hothands @ October 29, 2004, 11:38)Fine by me ole boy,,,,,Then Give us one!
Wish I could budy, but I am afraid that the culture difference wont tranfer it like they way it could be... anyway, yours is one of my favorite... very good...
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| October 29, 2004, 11:56 |
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Re: Re: form your own opinion on this one!
QUOTE (Tease @ October 29, 2004, 11:42) Just cause its old dont mean its not good no more! We are talkin bout the joke right?
right baby its very good...
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| October 29, 2004, 11:57 |
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Tease
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small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: form your own opinion on this one!
QUOTE (bilal @ October 29, 2004, 11:57) QUOTE (Tease @ October 29, 2004, 11:42) Just cause its old dont mean its not good no more! We are talkin bout the joke right?
right baby its very good...
 
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