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More rednek jokes!!!
More "You May Be A Redneck If..."
- Your wedding invitations say "Same time, same place."
- You park in handicapped spaces based on your SAT score.
- You list dogs as dependants on your tax forms.
- Your taxidermist also does your taxes.
- You love lard sandwiches.
- You've ever let your dog babysit your kids.
- Your security system is the latch on your screen door.
- Most of your prayers involve winning a sporting event.
- You've ever caught bugs just so you could throw them at your bug
zapper.
- Your financial planner told you to buy lottery tickets.
- The flowers in your bridal bouquet were plastic.
- There are more things growing in your refrigerator than in your
yard.
- Your favorite restaurant has sawdust on the floor.
- You've ever left a bingo game in handcuffs.
- Your favorite recipe includes Vienna sausages.
- You've ever put a race car on a prayer list.
- You've ever had a dream about beef jerky.
- You've used a barstool as a walker.
- You're driving a vehicle that has no original body parts.
- You flush the toilet and the dog thinks you're giving him fresh
water.
- You think your dashboard is the best pace to keep your hats.
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| October 26, 2004, 21:51 |
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Re: More rednek jokes!!!
QUOTE (hothands @ October 26, 2004, 21:51)
- You list dogs as dependants on your tax forms.
*I would've if I could've!*
- You've ever let your dog babysit your kids.
*Only when we're outside, they're playing, I'm gardening*
- Your security system is the latch on your screen door.
*What more do you need?!*
- Most of your prayers involve winning a sporting event.
*Guilty*
- You've ever caught bugs just so you could throw them at your bug
zapper.
*It's a blast.... Literally!*
- The flowers in your bridal bouquet were plastic.
*Um..... Guilty again*
- Your favorite restaurant has sawdust on the floor.
*Gotta be able to get up and two step after you eat!*
- Your favorite recipe includes Vienna sausages.
*Gotta love 'em!*
- You've ever put a race car on a prayer list.
*Muscle car!*
- You've ever had a dream about beef jerky.
*Didn't taste normal*
- You think your dashboard is the best pace to keep your hats.
*Not my hat but everything else!*
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| October 27, 2004, 05:20 |
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Re: More rednek jokes!!!
I figure we all probably fit into a few of those scenareo's I know our dogs drink out of the toilet in the foyer, even though they have clean water in their dog bowl, and in the summer they drink out of the swimming pool and the ponds on the back acrage is always their first choice.
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| October 31, 2004, 19:16 |
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small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: More rednek jokes!!!
I fit into some of those..But I already know Im a redneck  
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| November 2, 2004, 17:32 |
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