pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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PMS & the BIBLE
During his sermon one Sunday, the local preacher told his congregation that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Holy Bible.
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> He confidently stated, "If anything can happen to humans, it is described somewhere in the Holy Bible."
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> After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said "Reverend, I don't think the Holy Bible mentions anything about PMS."
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> The preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a reference to PMS somewhere in scripture.
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> During the following week, he searched diligently, book-by-book, chapter-by-chapter, and verse-by-verse.
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> On the following Sunday , the woman came up to him and asked, "Did you find any references to PMS in the Bible?"
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> The preacher smiled, opened his Bible and began to read,
> "... And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem ."
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