pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Priceless
Master Card Wedding
You have got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno
mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He
said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family
-- especially his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special
gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, was an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone,
and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x
10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom
had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to his best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his
bride & said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, "I'm out of here." He had
the marriage annulled first thing the following morning. While most people
would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair,
this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest
wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride's & his best man's
reputations in front of 300+ friends & family Members. This guy has balls the
size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a Master Card "PRICELESS" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
$32,000...
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000...
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
$8,500...
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping his best man:
PRICELESS...
There are some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - -
What you do today, might burn
your ass tomorrow!"
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