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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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OUT of the mouths of babes
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,' she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'Fuck,' the rottweiler ate him!'
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| October 25, 2007, 22:53 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: OUT of the mouths of babes
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| October 26, 2007, 08:12 |
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ShadowSpirit69
70 / male
Southern Oklahoma, Oklahoma, US
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Re: OUT of the mouths of babes
I loved that, especially the part where the rott ate the cat. Seem we both have something in common 
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| October 26, 2007, 11:35 |
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