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Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
Just for fun, pondering and discussing all those "oh so sexist" things...like...
Why do men find farting such a grand source of amusement and entertainment???
I mean, women just accept it as a natural but unpleasant side effect of being human, we politely "beg your pardon"... follow the good guidelines of etiquette and just move on with our lives, geez....men...When they fart they barker in a crowd, hit the foot lights, have to know if it's some sort of record breaker and make a total huge production of it!!
Okey dokey...anyone else wanna make a total sexist or chauvinistic statement...just for fun?
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| October 17, 2007, 15:07 |
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
Yes, why is it necessary to move your balls around in a public place? Women wait until they get to the bathroom to pull their panties out of their cracks...what is so important about playing pocket pool that it can't wait until a more discreet moment?
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| October 17, 2007, 22:25 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
why is it that women are allowed to get out of a speeding ticket by flashing some cleavage & batting their eyes?
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| October 17, 2007, 22:31 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
Why do women assume that we men live for the moment that we can walk around in a stupid store for hours with you, hoping that you will buy more shoes & dresses , so that you can pile them up on us & see how many boxes we can carry, & get them home to add to the already 4,000 pairs of shoes that you haven't worn for years, but refuse to get rid of them.
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| October 17, 2007, 22:34 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
why do women think that we actually want your cold feet pressed against us???
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| October 17, 2007, 22:36 |
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Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (NRG4U @ October 17, 2007, 22:31)why is it that women are allowed to get out of a speeding ticket by flashing some cleavage & batting their eyes?
Because we are cute and guys love us...
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| October 18, 2007, 00:28 |
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Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (NRG4U @ October 17, 2007, 22:34)Why do women assume that we men live for the moment that we can walk around in a stupid store for hours with you, hoping that you will buy more shoes & dresses , so that you can pile them up on us & see how many boxes we can carry, & get them home to add to the already 4,000 pairs of shoes that you haven't worn for years, but refuse to get rid of them.
Because those dresses and shoes make us happy and the happier we are the more likely it is men will get laid .
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| October 18, 2007, 00:29 |
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
UH because we can..because you let us!!! Now go lie down and take a nap before you get your knickers in a bind..lol
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| October 18, 2007, 00:30 |
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cjroxy
59 / couple
Hot and Balmy, England, UK
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
Why do men have to pick their noses when they are driving? Do they honestly think that no one can see them? duh!!! 
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| October 18, 2007, 04:52 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (Juilianna @ October 17, 2007, 22:25)Yes, why is it necessary to move your balls around in a public place? Women wait until they get to the bathroom to pull their panties out of their cracks...what is so important about playing pocket pool that it can't wait until a more discreet moment?
yes it is necessary  , if they are not hanging the right way it is uncomfortable, so that is why we move them about 
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| October 18, 2007, 05:09 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
Why is it that women think that because they wear a tight pair of jeans or short skirt and show some cleavage, we men will walk around like a bunch of babbling idiots, catering to your every demand.
No need responding, I have the answer because we are and we will    
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| October 18, 2007, 05:50 |
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Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (NRG4U @ October 17, 2007, 22:34)Why do women assume that we men live for the moment that we can walk around in a stupid store for hours with you, hoping that you will buy more shoes & dresses , so that you can pile them up on us & see how many boxes we can carry, & get them home to add to the already 4,000 pairs of shoes that you haven't worn for years, but refuse to get rid of them.
I've got two words for you men......
HOME DEPOT!
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| October 18, 2007, 09:45 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
Adam was visiting with God, "Father, why did you make Eve so curvy and soft?" God replied,"so you would love her". "But Father, why did you build her so we fit so well together"? God said, "so that you would love her." Adam then asked,"Well Father, why did you make her so damn stupid?" God smiled and said,"so she would love you!"
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| October 18, 2007, 09:50 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (pookhabear @ October 18, 2007, 05:50)
 and we luuuuv ya for it!
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| October 18, 2007, 10:08 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (pepper @ October 18, 2007, 10:08)
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| October 18, 2007, 10:31 |
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
Why can't men just use the TV remote to find a channel to watch, then...... PUT IT DOWN!
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| October 18, 2007, 10:35 |
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Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (pookhabear @ October 18, 2007, 05:50)
I had my whole day planned in my head on what I needed to do today. I got breakfast started for the kids this morning, my wife comes downstairs wearing tight jeans and a tapered form fitting top.....I still don't remember what I needed to do today but I sure do remember what she looked like as she went off to work 
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| October 18, 2007, 13:08 |
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
Why do men have such a strong preference to the floor next to the hamper than to the hamper itself when it comes to discarding their dirty clothes?
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| October 18, 2007, 20:56 |
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Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (Juilianna @ October 17, 2007, 22:25)Yes, why is it necessary to move your balls around in a public place? Women wait until they get to the bathroom to pull their panties out of their cracks...what is so important about playing pocket pool that it can't wait until a more discreet moment?
ummm... thats easy. because you wont move my junk in public for me.
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| October 18, 2007, 21:11 |
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Re: Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 18, 2007, 21:11) QUOTE (Juilianna @ October 17, 2007, 22:25)Yes, why is it necessary to move your balls around in a public place? Women wait until they get to the bathroom to pull their panties out of their cracks...what is so important about playing pocket pool that it can't wait until a more discreet moment?
ummm... thats easy. because you wont move my junk in public for me.
Have you ever asked me too?
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| October 18, 2007, 21:28 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
When conversing with women, why do men talk to their tits?
They can't reply back you know!!
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| October 30, 2007, 08:10 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ October 30, 2007, 08:10)When conversing with women, why do men talk to their tits?
They can't reply back you know!!
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You will have to blame God , he said he made you curvy so we would love you
Thank you God
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| October 30, 2007, 09:22 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (pookhabear @ October 30, 2007, 09:22)
Or gave us tits so that guys would talk to us in the first place? lol..
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| October 30, 2007, 09:36 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
My eyes never stray from the face he he he he
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| October 30, 2007, 09:51 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (pookhabear @ October 30, 2007, 09:51)My eyes never stray from the face he he he he
Why can't guys look you in the eye when they are fibbing?
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| October 30, 2007, 12:59 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
I wouldn't know, I never fib LOL, not because i'm perfect , just cuz my nose grows longer and longer, then the women wants me in bed and I can't have that
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| October 30, 2007, 15:52 |
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Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
I'd be chauvinistic, but I don't shop, do grocery store stuff, won't open the damned door for the little lady, and she can pick up her own crap. God gave her curves, tits, and all that other stuff just to distract the hell out of man. Then made the man a slave to the fantasy.....that never comes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, He even took one of our ribs to do it!
Happy Holler...ween, everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| October 30, 2007, 19:40 |
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Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (Hobscotch @ October 30, 2007, 19:40)I'd be chauvinistic, but I don't shop, do grocery store stuff, won't open the damned door for the little lady, and she can pick up her own crap. God gave her curves, tits, and all that other stuff just to distract the hell out of man. Then made the man a slave to the fantasy.....that never comes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, He even took one of our ribs to do it!
Happy Holler...ween, everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!
He got even, tho. Six daughters, two wives, even the damned cats are female!!!!!!!!! 
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| October 30, 2007, 19:44 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (Hobscotch @ October 30, 2007, 19:44) QUOTE (Hobscotch @ October 30, 2007, 19:40)I'd be chauvinistic, but I don't shop, do grocery store stuff, won't open the damned door for the little lady, and she can pick up her own crap. God gave her curves, tits, and all that other stuff just to distract the hell out of man. Then made the man a slave to the fantasy.....that never comes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, He even took one of our ribs to do it!
Happy Holler...ween, everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!
He got even, tho. Six daughters, two wives, even the damned cats are female!!!!!!!!!
God is good!!! 
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| October 31, 2007, 11:25 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Completely sexist and totally chauvinistic.....just for fun
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ October 31, 2007, 11:25) QUOTE (Hobscotch @ October 30, 2007, 19:44) QUOTE (Hobscotch @ October 30, 2007, 19:40)I'd be chauvinistic, but I don't shop, do grocery store stuff, won't open the damned door for the little lady, and she can pick up her own crap. God gave her curves, tits, and all that other stuff just to distract the hell out of man. Then made the man a slave to the fantasy.....that never comes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell, He even took one of our ribs to do it!
Happy Holler...ween, everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!
He got even, tho. Six daughters, two wives, even the damned cats are female!!!!!!!!!
God is good!!!
You're a beautiful woman , but a real smart ass, too!!!
Next time I am in England, youngin...next time!!!
Have a good one, anyway!
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| October 31, 2007, 15:35 |
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