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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'. 
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| October 22, 2004, 20:34 |
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Re: 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...
I am guilty of #2, #11 and #26.
(also a version of #5 - "make it do tricks".
all in playful fun of course 
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| October 25, 2004, 06:14 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...
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| October 25, 2004, 07:00 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...
I have said 14 before in front of his friends...Only cause I wanted to be a bitch 
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| October 25, 2004, 13:32 |
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