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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis
01. -You've got a hole in your head.
02. -Your master strangles you all the time.
03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you
04. -You shrink in cold water.
05. -You never get a haircut.
06. -You always hang around with 2 nuts.
07. -Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
08. -Your best friend is a pussy.
09. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up. 
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| October 22, 2004, 20:32 |
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Re: 10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis
03.-Your head is smaller than the rest of you.
HUH??? 
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| October 22, 2004, 20:35 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: 10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool". But, determined not to miss his date, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
When the hot date showed up at his apartment, the young man treated
her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a video. During the video, however, the young man 's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.
The date, meanwhile, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his dingy immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the she exclaimed - "So, that's how you guys load those things!" 
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| October 22, 2004, 20:38 |
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Re: 10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis
Lol! That makes me laugh everytime I read it!
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| January 7, 2005, 23:13 |
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jcollimns
45 / male
Rochester, New York, US
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Re: 10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis
# 5 u never get a haircut, ... Mine does once a week, I like them all though
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| January 9, 2005, 17:38 |
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backfromaustintx
67 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: 10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis
OK, this begs to be said, funny or not!
The only time it doesn't suck to be a penis is when the penis gets sucked!
(in the vein of "The only microsoft product that wouldn't suck is a vacuum cleaner" 
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| January 9, 2005, 18:02 |
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