|
| AUTHOR |
MESSAGE |
|
User no longer registered.
|
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying New Age Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
|
| October 2, 2007, 19:27 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Womens Englisg
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
|
| October 2, 2007, 19:31 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Mens English
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex ?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
|
| October 2, 2007, 19:32 |
|
slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
|
Re: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
can i have the next dance with you tiger 
|
| October 3, 2007, 00:10 |
|
pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
|
Re: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
Love it, it's so true sepecially the guy part
|
| October 3, 2007, 00:18 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Re: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ October 3, 2007, 00:10)can i have the next dance with you tiger
Anytime you want sweetie
|
| October 3, 2007, 06:15 |
|
simon69tr
49 / male
muΔla, Turkey
|
Re: Re: Re: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
can l have next dance with u tiger?
|
| October 9, 2007, 04:18 |
|
|
