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My Little Buttercup...
Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.
"Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!"
Then POOF! .. she was gone!
After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Henry, where are you?"
Henry yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"
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| October 1, 2007, 10:13 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: My Little Buttercup...
I'm definitely staying out of the pussy willows
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| October 1, 2007, 10:31 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: My Little Buttercup...
i told my late father that joke once, he laughed so hard he ended up with tears in his eyes...... 
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| October 2, 2007, 07:55 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: My Little Buttercup...
i was in that lil state of texas a few years ago golfing with a friend. I hit my ball into a bunch of brush. I was going in after it and he said no don't do that. He said , his brother , year before went after his ball. Bent down to pick it up. He came face to face with a rattler. Needless to say I lost the ball and took a penalty stroke 
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| October 2, 2007, 08:59 |
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