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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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The Genie and Bin Laden
GENIE & BIN LADEN
Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a
beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and
with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I
don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman
and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in
the morning. "
The annoyed genie said , "So be it !" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with...
Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding and
Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken and he had no health insurance.
God is good.
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| October 1, 2007, 07:22 |
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Re: The Genie and Bin Laden
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| October 1, 2007, 09:31 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: The Genie and Bin Laden
hee hee
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| October 2, 2007, 11:20 |
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