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Accidents/Comedy moments?
Have you ever had an accident that,looking back on it made you laugh?  I myself have had a few (I'm sure there is some devious puppet master getting kicks out of my comedy spills). The one that made me laugh the most was the time I got super glue in my eyes  (I know!).When I got to A&E and explained what had happened I couldn't help but notice the giggles from the nurses................It hurt like hell but after getting home with my new eye patch and looking at myself in the mirror I was in hysterics........What a dumb ass!
I've also done the classic 'falling down a lift shaft'
and recently I fell out of a boat and right on top of an 8ft sandbar shark!(the look in the sharks eyes was priceless  ).But hey I'm still here LMAO
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| September 30, 2007, 20:32 |
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Re: Accidents/Comedy moments?
Well....once in these forums I did describe a painful but funny accident involving my anal beads...I don't think we need to hear that story again do we?
I still laugh when I think of the time I nearly blinded my husband in one of his eyes with a squirting orgasm...so...maybe I'm just a silly clutz in bed?
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| September 30, 2007, 23:16 |
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Re: Re: Accidents/Comedy moments?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 30, 2007, 23:16)Well....once in these forums I did describe a painful but funny accident involving my anal beads...I don't think we need to hear that story again do we?
I still laugh when I think of the time I nearly blinded my husband in one of his eyes with a squirting orgasm...so...maybe I'm just a silly clutz in bed?
I don't think I heard that story Chazzy lol
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| September 30, 2007, 23:18 |
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slowpoke2
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aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: Accidents/Comedy moments?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 30, 2007, 23:16)Well....once in these forums I did describe a painful but funny accident involving my anal beads...I don't think we need to hear that story again do we?
I still laugh when I think of the time I nearly blinded my husband in one of his eyes with a squirting orgasm...so...maybe I'm just a silly clutz in bed?
don't think i heard that ones either 
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| October 1, 2007, 04:59 |
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pookhabear
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port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Accidents/Comedy moments?
QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ October 1, 2007, 04:59) QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 30, 2007, 23:16)Well....once in these forums I did describe a painful but funny accident involving my anal beads...I don't think we need to hear that story again do we?
I still laugh when I think of the time I nearly blinded my husband in one of his eyes with a squirting orgasm...so...maybe I'm just a silly clutz in bed?
don't think i heard that ones either
I didn't either Chaz, looks like a repeat is needed. See what you got yourself into LOL
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| October 1, 2007, 05:17 |
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Re: Re: Accidents/Comedy moments?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 30, 2007, 23:16)Well....once in these forums I did describe a painful but funny accident involving my anal beads...I don't think we need to hear that story again do we?
I still laugh when I think of the time I nearly blinded my husband in one of his eyes with a squirting orgasm...so...maybe I'm just a silly clutz in bed?
I haven't been here that long and haven't gone through all the past posts yet so I agree with the others a recounting of your tale ( or perhaps tail  ) is needed.
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| October 1, 2007, 08:24 |
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Re: Accidents/Comedy moments?
I was walking to my truck the other day to get my daughter's glasses off the hood after practicing volleyball.... had to walk between 2 trees... Spiders love making their webs between them... and, of course, I had to run smack dab into one.. I ducked and moved in the wrong direction.. hit my head on the front of the hood of the truck. I just stood there and called myself a goober (and checked to make sure nobody saw what happened!) I'm such a clutz 
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| October 1, 2007, 09:48 |
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BigWhiteGirl
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Re: Accidents/Comedy moments?
Becca: Funny thread! Ok, I'll do two. One dirty and one clean.
Clean: I worked at a Sub Shop one summer when I was a teenager. I was mopping the floor after the lunch rush one day, but there were still a few customers eating at the tables. One guy got my attention to tell me one of the soda fountains wasn't working. I turned to go check it out and stepped right in the mop bucket. The bucket started rolling and it was taking my leg with it, but my butt decided it didn't want to go along for the ride. Well, I ended up falling hard on my butt. My legs went up in the air, consequently dumping the contents of the mop bucket all over me while I lay on the ground, trying not to get a mouth full of mop water. As if the whole thing wasn't embarassing enough, a table of A Holes started clapping and hooting. I'm such a clutz. 
Dirty (well, cleaner than being covered in mop water I guess): In my younger and less experienced days I was experimenting with getting money shots.  We tried a position where the "donor" sat on the edge of the bed and I sat on the floor under him with my back facing the bed and my head tilted up looking at him. It was a great view and I was looking forward to the big finish, until the first shot landed right on my upper lip and drained straight up my nose. I started coughing and snorting and he started laughing hysterically in the middle of his orgasm. He said it was the strangest feeling he'd ever had, laughing and cumming at the same time. I told him he should try getting a shot up his nose sometime!
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| October 1, 2007, 10:43 |
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Re: Re: Accidents/Comedy moments?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ September 30, 2007, 23:16)Well....once in these forums I did describe a painful but funny accident involving my anal beads...I don't think we need to hear that story again do we?
I still laugh when I think of the time I nearly blinded my husband in one of his eyes with a squirting orgasm...so...maybe I'm just a silly clutz in bed?
Why yes Chazz!!! Tell us AGAIN! I remember that topic coming up... and at the moment I'm drawing a blank on what happened, but I think it's slowly coming back to me now on what happened.
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| October 1, 2007, 21:10 |
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Re: Re: Accidents/Comedy moments?
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ October 1, 2007, 09:48)I was walking to my truck the other day to get my daughter's glasses off the hood after practicing volleyball.... had to walk between 2 trees... Spiders love making their webs between them... and, of course, I had to run smack dab into one.. I ducked and moved in the wrong direction.. hit my head on the front of the hood of the truck. I just stood there and called myself a goober (and checked to make sure nobody saw what happened!) I'm such a clutz
You and I would get along just great cuz of your clutz-iness to ya.
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| October 1, 2007, 21:10 |
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Re: Accidents/Comedy moments?
I'll get back to ya on the anal beads story later ya'all...
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| October 2, 2007, 09:24 |
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