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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.Part 4
40. Nails. It's one thing, tracing them up and down your partners back. It's another when you snag the goods with a claw.
41. Bitching when you get jizz on you. You're having sex. That will happen. That's the entire point of sex. Establish where he can and can't jizz and be done with it. Remember, it's good for the skin.
42. Not making any noises at all. Moan. Scream his name. Something. So he knows he's the best you've ever had, even if he isn't.
43. Faking orgasms. Just. Don't. !! By faking (IF he believes you) he thinks he's doing everything right. And if he doesn't know it's not working, he's not going to change it. You're starting a vicious cycle of unfulfilling sex, which will eventually be very damaging to his ego. (Please note....sometimes, first time sex can be a little awkward and unfulfilling...so a little theatrics may be warranted. This applies to the FIRST TIME ONLY !! After that...NO excuses. Use your words, show him. If you continue to fake it...you'll set womankind back a 1000 years !)
44. Not washing before sex. I know that sex is spontaneous, so this is more of a general statement. If you haven't showered that day and things smell a little...fishy...perhaps demanding oral sex is a little ridiculous of you.
45. Anything that involves inserting anything into his body that he has not specifically approved before hand. I don't care what Cosmo says, some things are simply not pleasant surprises.
46. Refusing to use oils/whipped cream/other messy but fun things. Having 250864 count Egyptian cotton sheets that were handmade by the only person alive capable of sewing that pattern, isn't an excuse not to experiment. They'll wash.
47. Doing all of your 'before bed' things before sex. Yes, sleeping with makeup on is bad. Now is not the time to remove it, you can do that later. And really ladies, fucking you with your hair in a ratty scrunchie and acne cream on your nose, is not all its cracked up to be.
48. Cleaning up after sex. Wiping the splooge off is one thing. But changing the sheets immediately, so you can get the other ones in the washer and then sanitizing everything your naked body might have possibly passed by, is not the way to do it.
49. Making a big deal out of it if he loses his hard on. This is not an interrogation, or 20 questions, or the end of the world. It happens. He's probably mortified and you are NOT helping. Refrain from using phrases like "it happens to every guy". Just move on to other activities until it gets hard again. And if it doesn't...then try something else...he's still capable of getting you off. Mumbling "Forget it" and rolling over are NOT ok.
50. Asking questions right afterwards. The woman equivalent of "was it good for you?". Now is not a good time to ask "What this means". Right now, it means he probably needs to get a drink, take a leak and have a nap, perhaps not in that order.
I hope this has cleared up some serious misconceptions
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| September 29, 2007, 21:32 |
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AmberZed
56 / female
South of that..., Georgia, US
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Re: 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.Part 4
Wow... that's quite a list.
Pookha? Can i just say, i'm sorry if your experiences in the past have been THAT bad ... but there are an awful lot of us out there who aren't as cold, selfish, petty, and superficial as what you're describing...
If you've got that many complaints against the girl you're with, then honey, you're with the wrong girl!
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| September 30, 2007, 02:08 |
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Re: Re: 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.Part 4
QUOTE (AmberZed @ September 30, 2007, 02:08)Wow... that's quite a list.
Pookha? Can i just say, i'm sorry if your experiences in the past have been THAT bad ... but there are an awful lot of us out there who aren't as cold, selfish, petty, and superficial as what you're describing...
If you've got that many complaints against the girl you're with, then honey, you're with the wrong girl!
Well said AmberZed...the list is brutal. 
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| September 30, 2007, 02:15 |
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AmberZed
56 / female
South of that..., Georgia, US
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Re: Re: Re: 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.Part 4
QUOTE (Goody @ September 30, 2007, 02:15) QUOTE (AmberZed @ September 30, 2007, 02:08)Wow... that's quite a list.
Pookha? Can i just say, i'm sorry if your experiences in the past have been THAT bad ... but there are an awful lot of us out there who aren't as cold, selfish, petty, and superficial as what you're describing...
If you've got that many complaints against the girl you're with, then honey, you're with the wrong girl!
Well said AmberZed...the list is brutal.
Thanks -- I'm sorry that it's so angry overall (sorry pookha), but I guess in a way I don't mind the list, so much as the implication that it applies only to those of the "fairer sex".
Guys? Read this list, and ask yourself whether this might apply to you, too! Sure, the names have been changed to protect the innocent... But what's good for the goose is good for the gander... isn't it?
zee
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| September 30, 2007, 03:25 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.Part 4
LOL, It wasn't my experience  Just a posting I recieved, Just meant to be a joke. If I had a woman like that I wouldn't be there very long
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| September 30, 2007, 06:37 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.Part 4
QUOTE (AmberZed @ September 30, 2007, 03:25) QUOTE (Goody @ September 30, 2007, 02:15) QUOTE (AmberZed @ September 30, 2007, 02:08)Wow... that's quite a list.
Pookha? Can i just say, i'm sorry if your experiences in the past have been THAT bad ... but there are an awful lot of us out there who aren't as cold, selfish, petty, and superficial as what you're describing...
If you've got that many complaints against the girl you're with, then honey, you're with the wrong girl!
Well said AmberZed...the list is brutal.
Thanks -- I'm sorry that it's so angry overall (sorry pookha), but I guess in a way I don't mind the list, so much as the implication that it applies only to those of the "fairer sex".
Guys? Read this list, and ask yourself whether this might apply to you, too! Sure, the names have been changed to protect the innocent... But what's good for the goose is good for the gander... isn't it?
zee
I loved Chazzy's rebuttal, I thought it was funny but then again I don't take it seriously because it doesn't apply to me
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| September 30, 2007, 08:58 |
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Re: 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.Part 4
I've never known pook to ever say a rude, cross or mean word to or about anyone since he has been here...since he is a man, he got the one article about women, I being a woman, have gotten just the one about men in my inbox, but yes...there are two articles and now we have them both!
We're alllll good now!
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| September 30, 2007, 09:04 |
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