pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.Part 2
11. Expecting him to undress himself with any amount of grace. He's about to get some pussy. Be glad he bothered to take his pants off all the way. If it concerns you so much, undress him yourself.
12. Not shaving your legs. I'm pretty bad at this myself. But if you want your guy stubble free, you better get out the razor.
13. Allowing your crotch to resemble the Amazon. Yes, waxing hurts. Yes, some people don't want to go bare. That's fine. If you like bush, great. If you have sensitive skin and can't shave, I feel for you. But for the love of Christ, trim that shit if you want him to spend any time down there. (2 words, ladies....Landing Strip. It guides 'em right where you want 'em).
14. Assuming that sex means a relationship. The only relationship you have is that he has now stuck his hoo hoo dilly in your cha cha. That's as far as it goes unless otherwise noted.
15. Withholding sex just because it's that time of the month. He didn't do it to you. Unless you want him to withhold sex because he's hormonal, I suggest you get some kneepads. Or, for Christ's sake, do it in the shower...it washes off !!
16. Expecting him to figure out what you like by what noise you make. Use your words. Have you ever actually heard what you sound like while you're having sex? If you heard yourself on tape and someone asked you to explain what was causing you to make that noise, 67% of women would respond with answers like "I stubbed my toe", "I ran up the steps" or "I was putting up drywall".
17. Leaving condoms up to him. If you're sexually active and insist that he uses a condom, I suggest buying a box and keeping it by your bed. Not all men keep them on them and it's just as much your responsibility as it is his. If you think that makes you a slut , you shouldn't be having sex anyway. Go back to Jr. High.
18. Getting your panties in a bunch when he talks dirty. A little fantasy can be fun. If he treats you with respect all the time, you shouldn't be offended when he calls you his dirty little slut . When he calls you a whore, smacks you on your ass and tells you to come, it's his way of showing that he cares if you get off. Stop being a sissy.
19. Refusing to be spontaneous. I know this is shocking, but sometimes sex OUTSIDE of the bedroom is fun.
20. Dissing quickies because it's not some slow sensual ordeal. Sex is a dynamic thing. There's an awesome raw energy when you only have a few minutes but have to have someone so bad that you do it half clothed, against the wall. Readjust your thinking.
21. Being too much of a pussy to tell him what is or isn't acceptable before you start bumping uglies. Be honest. If he asks if he can poke you in the butt, and you giggle and say no like it's an invitation, don't look surprised when he "accidentally" sticks his cock in your ass.
22. Expecting him to undress you. I put a bra on almost every day. I know for a fact that getting them off isn't always easy. Help a brother out.
23. Undressing in the dark. If you're shy, dim the lights, but give the man something to see. No ripping off the clothes and diving under the covers either.
24. Refusing to get on top. There's no reason men should have to do all the work.
25. Getting that bored look on your face. Men are more visual than women. Give him something to look at. Get on top and arch your back a little bit. Move. Do something to indicate that you...1) are not dead and...2) didn't suffer a minor stroke rendering you unable to move.
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