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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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My next life
My Next Life....
I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then,
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters ever y day, and then... you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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| September 28, 2007, 14:43 |
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Re: My next life
I love that
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| September 28, 2007, 14:56 |
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pookhabear
75 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: My next life
Exactly how I want to die, with a smile on my face LOL  
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| September 28, 2007, 15:25 |
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Re: My next life
Being from the planet "ORK" would be cool. Your body starts old and as it gets younger you become smarter. Even though you are getting older. 
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| September 28, 2007, 16:49 |
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cjroxy
59 / couple
Hot and Balmy, England, UK
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Re: My next life
What a wonderful idyll. The only thing I would want to keep would be my knowledge...I think everyone could handle problems alot better if they had insight and knowledge that only comes with maturity... 
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| September 28, 2007, 17:34 |
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Re: My next life
ACtually I thinking having another life would be the same as owning more than one truck or having more than one wife.
Not a good idea at all.
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| September 29, 2007, 05:12 |
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