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Bloating...
Bikerchick brought it up and I thought it to be an appropriate topic to post so there...
Its OK, BC, I'm feelin' a bit bloated myself!!!
Now what I want to explain about the female body. One week of the month we have a cycle, the next week we ovulate, the next week we have a great week, the next week we feel bloated/retain fluids and then starts the cycle all over again!!! You see, we have one good week a month and we are expected to be cheerful all the time...
hmmmmmmmmm...wonder which of the three weeks I'm having...LOL!!!
I know, I know...TMI!!!
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| September 25, 2007, 20:35 |
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pookhabear
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Re: Bloating...
So glad I'm a man when you explain it that way and so glad God created woman
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| September 25, 2007, 20:38 |
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Re: Bloating...
QUOTE (Juilianna @ September 25, 2007, 20:35)Bikerchick brought it up and I thought it to be an appropriate topic to post so there...
Its OK, BC, I'm feelin' a bit bloated myself!!!
Now what I want to explain about the female body. One week of the month we have a cycle, the next week we ovulate, the next week we have a great week, the next week we feel bloated/retain fluids and then starts the cycle all over again!!! You see, we have one good week a month and we are expected to be cheerful all the time...
hmmmmmmmmm...wonder which of the three weeks I'm having...LOL!!!
I know, I know...TMI!!!
Ok, so now we understand why women have one good week per month.
Now all you have to do explain why men only have one good week per month too. I think it's usually done by combining weekends. 
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| September 25, 2007, 21:02 |
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Re: Bloating...
QUOTE (Juilianna @ September 25, 2007, 20:35)Bikerchick brought it up and I thought it to be an appropriate topic to post so there...
Its OK, BC, I'm feelin' a bit bloated myself!!!
Now what I want to explain about the female body. One week of the month we have a cycle, the next week we ovulate, the next week we have a great week, the next week we feel bloated/retain fluids and then starts the cycle all over again!!! You see, we have one good week a month and we are expected to be cheerful all the time...
hmmmmmmmmm...wonder which of the three weeks I'm having...LOL!!!
I know, I know...TMI!!!
Yeah, you sure got me there Juilianna! That could very well be why I feel bloated..... 
LOL. 
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| September 25, 2007, 22:13 |
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woooooooohoooooo no more bloating for the tiger
Hang in there ladies It all stops some time
Have a great day
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| September 26, 2007, 05:54 |
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Re: Bloating...
Some women can fly through their entire cycle without it ever breaking their stride, for some it's the pre-cycle stage that's so difficult, for others its the actual time of menstruation.
For the severe cases, there can be several clinically diagnosed "syndromes" usually treated with birth control pills.
For those men who say "Hey, it's natural for women to have a cycle so the pain can't be that bad"
Well, you're entitled to your opinion, but don't come around during my killer cramps and mood swing days and say that out loud, I don't know what I might do...but I do know that menstrual syndromes are a pretty good legal defense.
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| September 26, 2007, 08:34 |
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I never have bad weeks during the month, OK!!!!!
I'M FINE. FELT GREAT ALL WEEK!!!  
love ya all
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| September 26, 2007, 10:50 |
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QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ September 26, 2007, 10:50)
Liar...Liar...pants on fire...oh, wait that's not fire, those are your pants feeling like they don't fit because you are BLOATED!!!
Love ya too HBG!!! 
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| September 26, 2007, 21:07 |
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QUOTE (Juilianna @ September 26, 2007, 21:07) QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ September 26, 2007, 10:50)
Liar...Liar...pants on fire...oh, wait that's not fire, those are your pants feeling like they don't fit because you are BLOATED!!!
Love ya too HBG!!!
I have lovely big knickers for those bloated days!!!
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| September 27, 2007, 05:58 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Remind me again, which is the good week??????
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| September 27, 2007, 09:16 |
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QUOTE (funlovingpair @ September 27, 2007, 09:16)
1) Cycle
2) Still bloated
3) Good week
4) Crampy
Start back at #1
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| September 27, 2007, 09:33 |
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Re: Bloating...
QUOTE (Juilianna @ September 25, 2007, 20:35)Bikerchick brought it up and I thought it to be an appropriate topic to post so there...
Its OK, BC, I'm feelin' a bit bloated myself!!!
Now what I want to explain about the female body. One week of the month we have a cycle, the next week we ovulate, the next week we have a great week, the next week we feel bloated/retain fluids and then starts the cycle all over again!!! You see, we have one good week a month and we are expected to be cheerful all the time...
hmmmmmmmmm...wonder which of the three weeks I'm having...LOL!!!
I know, I know...TMI!!!
Youre just bloated because your shoes are too tight. Try some sneakers.
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| September 27, 2007, 14:01 |
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Re: Bloating...
QUOTE (Juilianna @ September 25, 2007, 20:35)Bikerchick brought it up and I thought it to be an appropriate topic to post so there...
Its OK, BC, I'm feelin' a bit bloated myself!!!
Now what I want to explain about the female body. One week of the month we have a cycle, the next week we ovulate, the next week we have a great week, the next week we feel bloated/retain fluids and then starts the cycle all over again!!! You see, we have one good week a month and we are expected to be cheerful all the time...
hmmmmmmmmm...wonder which of the three weeks I'm having...LOL!!!
So let em get this straight so I know for sure <scribbling furiously on notepad> You have a cycle first week, 2nd week you ovulate, third week is great , 4th week bloated, hmmm from my very simple mind that calculates to 48 weeks per year, why does it feel like 52 weeks to us guys
moriops <ducking> to avoid thrown objects LOL
I know, I know...TMI!!!
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| September 27, 2007, 14:25 |
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Re: Re: Bloating...
QUOTE (moriops @ September 27, 2007, 14:25) QUOTE (Juilianna @ September 25, 2007, 20:35)Bikerchick brought it up and I thought it to be an appropriate topic to post so there...
Its OK, BC, I'm feelin' a bit bloated myself!!!
Now what I want to explain about the female body. One week of the month we have a cycle, the next week we ovulate, the next week we have a great week, the next week we feel bloated/retain fluids and then starts the cycle all over again!!! You see, we have one good week a month and we are expected to be cheerful all the time...
hmmmmmmmmm...wonder which of the three weeks I'm having...LOL!!!
So let em get this straight so I know for sure <scribbling furiously on notepad> You have a cycle first week, 2nd week you ovulate, third week is great , 4th week bloated, hmmm from my very simple mind that calculates to 48 weeks per year, why does it feel like 52 weeks to us guys
moriops <ducking> to avoid thrown objects LOL
I know, I know...TMI!!!
Ducking won't help you from flying words my little Mori!!!
Let's just say this...PMS stands for...drum roll please. Putting Up with Men's Shit, so that one good week a month we have could very well be ruined by the man in our lives...rim shot...and thank you very much!!!
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| September 27, 2007, 20:15 |
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Re: Re: Re: Bloating...
QUOTE (Juilianna @ September 27, 2007, 20:15) QUOTE (moriops @ September 27, 2007, 14:25) QUOTE (Juilianna @ September 25, 2007, 20:35)Bikerchick brought it up and I thought it to be an appropriate topic to post so there...
Its OK, BC, I'm feelin' a bit bloated myself!!!
Now what I want to explain about the female body. One week of the month we have a cycle, the next week we ovulate, the next week we have a great week, the next week we feel bloated/retain fluids and then starts the cycle all over again!!! You see, we have one good week a month and we are expected to be cheerful all the time...
hmmmmmmmmm...wonder which of the three weeks I'm having...LOL!!!
So let em get this straight so I know for sure <scribbling furiously on notepad> You have a cycle first week, 2nd week you ovulate, third week is great , 4th week bloated, hmmm from my very simple mind that calculates to 48 weeks per year, why does it feel like 52 weeks to us guys
moriops <ducking> to avoid thrown objects LOL
I know, I know...TMI!!!
Ducking won't help you from flying words my little Mori!!!
Let's just say this...PMS stands for...drum roll please. Putting Up with Men's Shit, so that one good week a month we have could very well be ruined by the man in our lives...rim shot...and thank you very much!!!
are you going lesbian!??!??? can i watch???????    
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| September 27, 2007, 20:25 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Bloating...
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 27, 2007, 20:25) QUOTE (Juilianna @ September 27, 2007, 20:15) QUOTE (moriops @ September 27, 2007, 14:25) QUOTE (Juilianna @ September 25, 2007, 20:35)Bikerchick brought it up and I thought it to be an appropriate topic to post so there...
Its OK, BC, I'm feelin' a bit bloated myself!!!
Now what I want to explain about the female body. One week of the month we have a cycle, the next week we ovulate, the next week we have a great week, the next week we feel bloated/retain fluids and then starts the cycle all over again!!! You see, we have one good week a month and we are expected to be cheerful all the time...
hmmmmmmmmm...wonder which of the three weeks I'm having...LOL!!!
So let em get this straight so I know for sure <scribbling furiously on notepad> You have a cycle first week, 2nd week you ovulate, third week is great , 4th week bloated, hmmm from my very simple mind that calculates to 48 weeks per year, why does it feel like 52 weeks to us guys
moriops <ducking> to avoid thrown objects LOL
I know, I know...TMI!!!
Ducking won't help you from flying words my little Mori!!!
Let's just say this...PMS stands for...drum roll please. Putting Up with Men's Shit, so that one good week a month we have could very well be ruined by the man in our lives...rim shot...and thank you very much!!!
are you going lesbian!??!??? can i watch???????
If I make that choice you and BC will be the first ones to know but the forecast for that doesn't look good!!!
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