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One Liners That Make You Smile
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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| September 18, 2007, 10:34 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: One Liners That Make You Smile
Good one Moon.
I might try number 10 in the lobby - 'oommbifn' - makes a nice change from the simple 'brb'..lol! 
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| September 18, 2007, 10:51 |
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Re: One Liners That Make You Smile
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
Hmmmmmmmm wonder if moonhowler knew my ex lol
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| September 19, 2007, 05:37 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: One Liners That Make You Smile
I can't pick a fav, they're all great but lean toward
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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| September 19, 2007, 06:28 |
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ShadowSpirit69
70 / male
Southern Oklahoma, Oklahoma, US
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Re: One Liners That Make You Smile
There are a couple I liked numbers 4,5,and 6. But...I REALLY liked number 3. 
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| September 19, 2007, 08:32 |
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2hornythreesome
55 / couple
melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: One Liners That Make You Smile
u r just awesome moon!!!
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| September 28, 2007, 13:36 |
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