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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Redneck Home Security System
How to Install a Redneck Home Security System
Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16work boots.
Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim. I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls --they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell with all the blood. P.S. - I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside.
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| September 7, 2007, 12:50 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Redneck Home Security System
yep,that oughta do it ! 
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| September 7, 2007, 13:31 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Redneck Home Security System
heard this one before but makes me laugh every time, the visuals in the mind are great
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| September 7, 2007, 13:32 |
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