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some of these are old and some maybe not?
Subject: Fwd: Fw: R-RATED RIDDLES
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. Watching your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and screaming out your own name
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have nuts to scratch.
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| October 20, 2004, 19:45 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: some of these are old and some maybe not?
I've heard some before , but they are all good ones 
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| October 20, 2004, 20:02 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: some of these are old and some maybe not?
I almost peed my pants laughing! 
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| October 20, 2004, 22:36 |
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Re: Re: some of these are old and some maybe not?
QUOTE (Tease @ October 20, 2004, 22:36) I almost peed my pants laughing!
I did pee my pan......oh man !!!This isn't the fetish forum is it???? Sorry, nevermind !!
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| October 21, 2004, 06:21 |
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absix
41 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: some of these are old and some maybe not?
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| October 21, 2004, 06:34 |
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Re: some of these are old and some maybe not?
aww dam it, absix! You pop on here once a nite, and the thread you read is the one where I mention a pee pants fetish!!!!
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| October 21, 2004, 07:10 |
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Tease
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