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pookhabear
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port st lucie, Florida, US
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Smart Blonde joke
blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan
> officer.
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> >> She says she's going to Europe on business for two
> >> weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
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> >> The bank officer says the bank will need some kind
> >> of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a
> >> new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
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> >> The car is parked on the street in front of the
> >> bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees
> >> to accept the car collateral for the loan.
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> >> The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a
> >> good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral
> >> against a $5,000 loan.
> >>
> >> An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
> >> Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
> >>
> >> Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
> >> interest, which comes to $15.41.
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> >> The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to
> >> have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
> >> nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
> >> checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
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> >> What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
> >> $5,000?"
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> >> The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City
> >> can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect
> >> it to be there when I return?"
> >>
> >> Finally... a smart blonde joke.
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| September 5, 2007, 11:25 |
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Re: Smart Blonde joke
nice...so they do exist...did ya read the one i posted in the jokes thread???
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| September 5, 2007, 18:21 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Smart Blonde joke
no but i will
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| September 5, 2007, 21:25 |
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