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Knowing when your trailer trash
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> > > > You know you're Trailer Trash when...
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> > > > > > > >1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the
> > > > > > > >dinner table in front of her kids.
> > > > > > > >2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and
> > > > > > > >down depending on how much gas is in it.
> > > > > > > >3. You've been married three times and still have
> > > > > > > >the same in- laws.
> > > > > > > >4. You think a woman who is "out of your league"
> > > > > > > >bowls on a different night.
> > > > > > > >5. You wonder how service stations keep their
> > > > > > > >restrooms so clean.
> > > > > > > >6. Anyone in your family ever died right after
> > > > > > > >saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
> > > > > > > >7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
> > > > > > > >8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
> > > > > > > >9. Your junior prom offered day care.
> > > > > > > >10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled
> > > > > > > >Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
> > > > > > > >11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house
> > > > > > > >exploded right off its wheels.
> > > > > > > >12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has
> > > > > > > >more teeth than your spouse.
> > > > > > > >13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
> > > > > > > >14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
> > > > > > > >15. You need one more hole punched in your card to
> > > > > > > >get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
> > > > > > > >16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because
> > > > > > > >there's a law against it.
> > > > > > > >17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting
> > > > > > > >your wife drunk.
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| October 20, 2004, 18:50 |
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hardrock1955
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McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Knowing when your trailer trash
ha ha , sounds like youve been reading teases diary .  
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| October 20, 2004, 19:02 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Knowing when your trailer trash
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 20, 2004, 19:02)
Fuck you hr!  Just admit its yours! 
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| October 20, 2004, 19:03 |
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Re: Knowing when your trailer trash
hothands, you do know i actually am trailer trash right? LOL seriously!... and i dont fit a lot of those!!!
well except for #2
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| October 20, 2004, 19:40 |
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Re: Re: Knowing when your trailer trash
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ October 20, 2004, 19:40)hothands, you do know i actually am trailer trash right? LOL seriously!... and i dont fit a lot of those!!!
well except for #2
bcb,,everyone that lives in a trailer or trailer park are not considered trash. I lived in a trailer for 2 every time I go to Georgia to visit my son. And also on a second note I live on a street where all the homes are 375,000 or more and acouple of the families here are trash for sure!
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| October 20, 2004, 20:01 |
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Re: Knowing when your trailer trash
lol hothands... i kinda take pride in the fact... learned a LOT of life leasons and had some good friends in the "park". now i'm 26 and have bought and sold a house.... long ways from where i come from. 
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| October 20, 2004, 20:13 |
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