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What the wife don't use
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman . The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me, a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away!"
And he replied:
"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"
And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here
asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I
took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very
thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't
wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the
expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like
them.."
He took a quick breath and continued:
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to
the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said 'Please..... ..do
you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'"
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| September 4, 2007, 06:03 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: What the wife don't use
Sounds logical to me. 
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| September 4, 2007, 07:24 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: What the wife don't use
LMAO  
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| September 4, 2007, 08:35 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: What the wife don't use
what else could the poor man do ??? lol
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| September 4, 2007, 10:56 |
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