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ShadowSpirit69
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Southern Oklahoma, Oklahoma, US
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The Drunk and the Barkeep
A drunk staggers into a bar and sits down. The bartender ignores him. Finally the drunks yells "Barkeep give me a beer" the Bartender tells the drunk "You've had too much already,go home." The Drunk begs the Bartender for just one beer, say he would go home after JUST one beer. The Bartender finally relents and sits a glass of beer in front of the Drunk. The Drunk promptly downs the beer,slamming the glass down on the bar he orders another beer.
The Barkeeps tells him, "You've had your beer now beat it"
The Drunk keeps on begging JUST one more beer, but the Barkeep stands fast and refuses.
Looking around the Drunk spot a spittoon that is brim full. He staggers over to it and picks it up. He tells the Barkeep, "Give me ONE more beer or I'll drink the contents of this spittoon." The Barkeep just shrugs his shoulders, so the Drunk raises the spittoon and starts drinking.
The Barkeep started yelling at the Drunk, "Ok,OK, I'll give you the beer just stop." But the Drunk kept on drinking and didn't stop until the spittoon was empty.
The Barkeep said, "I told you to stop, I'd give you a beer."
The Drunk said, "I know but, once I got started it came out in one long string"
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| August 31, 2007, 15:48 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: The Drunk and the Barkeep
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| September 4, 2007, 07:27 |
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