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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Blonde attempts suicide
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of
her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor
asked her. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting
off your finger?' 'No, Silly, ' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest,
and then I thought, I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting
myself in the chest.' 'So then?' asked the doctor. 'Then I put the gun in my mouth,
and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting
myself in the mouth.' 'So then?' 'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This
is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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| August 31, 2007, 07:38 |
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Re: Blonde attempts suicide
You're gonna catch hell for this one, you know that, don't ya'?
 
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| August 31, 2007, 09:52 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Blonde attempts suicide
I kinda figured that but at least they can't shoot me 
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| August 31, 2007, 22:58 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Blonde attempts suicide
LMAO typical blonde
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| September 4, 2007, 07:26 |
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