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Grandelf
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Northern, Michigan, US
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The Story of the Flea, and the Crab
A flea and crab had been friends their entire lives, best buds in fact. Each night they'd meet under the street light on the corner, each sharing the days events, adventures.
After a while the stories told were nothing new as they had spent time on every dog, and human in town. One day crab says "Lets go on a new adventure, the next dog that comes by that is new to you, jump on. The next lady that comes by, I will do the same." Then we can share our great new stories in two days!" Cool.....so the flea jumps a newbie and the crab jumps a lady, the adventure begins!
Two days pass, flea sits and waits for his bestest bud, yet no sign of crab. As more time passes flea worries more. Finally after Almost a week, flea sits in a puddle of tears under the streetlight, sure his bud was dead.
Flea hears something, looks down the road, hey its CRAB!The crab looks totally worn out, battered, beaten. Flea exclaims "Crab oh Crab I was so sure you were dead!"....the crab says weakly. " Right now I wish i was, you know that woman I jumped on? Well that night, i guess she went to a party. Apparently she spilled a drink in her lap. Well I passed out of course, and the next thing I knew, I was in a moustache in Pennsylvania"
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| August 23, 2007, 23:52 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: The Story of the Flea, and the Crab
That is a good one. 
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| August 28, 2007, 11:28 |
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