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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Good Mother-In-Law Joke
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to
donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the
doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the
skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their
secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more
handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just
went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at
her sacrifice.
He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?"
My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see
your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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| August 22, 2007, 17:49 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Good Mother-In-Law Joke
 Haha! Talk about kissing ass ! 
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| August 23, 2007, 08:53 |
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