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twisted song lyrics...
have you ever heard a song...and twisted the lyrics to sound a little more perverted?
for example...."for those about to rock, we salute you" sound better as "for those who suck our cocks, we salute you"
or "the first cut is the deepest", could be twisted into
"the first slut is the cheapest"
so...
let's hear some of your twisted lyrics.... 
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| August 22, 2007, 12:20 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
"Your in my arse, your in my hole" (Rod Stewart..Your in my heart!)
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| August 22, 2007, 14:36 |
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ShadowSpirit69
69 / male
Southern Oklahoma, Oklahoma, US
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
Put your sweet lips a little closer to my bone (Ray Price (I think) Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone)
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| August 22, 2007, 15:00 |
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cjroxy
59 / couple
Hot and Balmy, England, UK
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
Get down on it, get down on it. (suck my helmet, suck my helmet) think it was an 80's track by Heatwave....
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| August 22, 2007, 16:01 |
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Re: Re: twisted song lyrics...
QUOTE (cjroxy @ August 22, 2007, 16:01)Get down on it, get down on it. (suck my helmet, suck my helmet) think it was an 80's track by Heatwave....
actually, i think it was from the 70's classic funk tune, by kool and the gang...
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| August 22, 2007, 19:07 |
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
ok, so this in this one, i won't change the lyrics...but just the intended meaning..."stroke me, stoke me (stroke)"
"i'm a joker, i'm a smoker, i'm a midnite stroker..."
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| August 22, 2007, 19:59 |
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cjroxy
59 / couple
Hot and Balmy, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: twisted song lyrics...
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ August 22, 2007, 19:07) QUOTE (cjroxy @ August 22, 2007, 16:01)Get down on it, get down on it. (suck my helmet, suck my helmet) think it was an 80's track by Heatwave.... actually, i think it was from the 70's classic funk tune, by kool and the gang...
Sorry. got it wrong. thanks for putting me right. 
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| August 23, 2007, 07:25 |
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
no problem, my dear...
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| August 23, 2007, 17:02 |
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
hey, hey mamma, like the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove....zeppelin...
twists nice into....
hey, hey mamma, like the way you spread, like peanut butter on wonder bread...
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| August 23, 2007, 23:42 |
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
my baby likes does the hanky panky....my baby loves to whip and spank me... 
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| November 14, 2007, 17:10 |
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
dirty deeds, done dirt cheap....dirty deeds done with sheep!!
twisted sister's i wanna rock...becomes, she sucks my cock
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| November 16, 2007, 09:54 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
If you think I'm sexy, and you like my pussy, go ahead and take a lick   
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| November 18, 2007, 20:30 |
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
had to bump this one...i've been hearing this one a lot lately..."can't you feel me cummin' in your hair tonight, oh lord?"
"in the air tonight"-Phil Collins...
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| December 2, 2008, 00:38 |
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Re: Re: twisted song lyrics...
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ December 2, 2008, 00:38)had to bump this one...i've been hearing this one a lot lately..."can't you feel me cummin' in your hair tonight, oh lord?"
"in the air tonight"-Phil Collins...
Same song..."You can wipe off your chin, I know where you've been"....
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| December 2, 2008, 08:10 |
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69oak69
64 / male
Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
"I know a girl, she lives on the hill,
She won't do it, but her sister, will,
She do the tube steak boogie...." (two snake boogie, ZZ Top)
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| December 2, 2008, 10:27 |
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69oak69
64 / male
Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
I should add that there are a couple of websites devoted to "misheard lyrics" and contain alot of this kind of stuff. One of them is called Kiss This Guy, which comes from Jimmi Hendrix's Purple Haze: "Pardon me while I kiss this guy" (kiss the sky). Try googling "misheard lyrics" and you should find a couple such sites. Some of the stuff is hilarious.
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| December 2, 2008, 10:33 |
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Re: Re: twisted song lyrics...
QUOTE (69oak69 @ December 2, 2008, 10:27)"I know a girl, she lives on the hill,
She won't do it, but her sister, will,
She do the tube steak boogie...." (two snake boogie, ZZ Top)
she wouldn't do it, cuz she wasn't on the pill...
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| December 2, 2008, 14:23 |
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69oak69
64 / male
Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
"She's got electric boobs, and mohair pubes,
you know I read it in a magazine,
B-B-B-Bennie and the Jets...." (He's got electric boots and mohair suits)-Elton John
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| December 2, 2008, 14:28 |
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Re: Re: twisted song lyrics...
QUOTE (69oak69 @ December 2, 2008, 10:33)I should add that there are a couple of websites devoted to "misheard lyrics" and contain alot of this kind of stuff. One of them is called Kiss This Guy, which comes from Jimmi Hendrix's Purple Haze: "Pardon me while I kiss this guy" (kiss the sky). Try googling "misheard lyrics" and you should find a couple such sites. Some of the stuff is hilarious.
I've read through a few of these sites over the years....pretty funny!
One I remember is Steve Miller's "Big ole jet airliner" being misinterpeted as "Bingo Jed had a light on"
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| December 2, 2008, 17:30 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
There's an old song by, "Collective Soul" called, "December". I used to refer to it as, "The Blow-Job Song" (turn your head and spit me out)... 
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| December 3, 2008, 00:00 |
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69oak69
64 / male
Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
"Ooh, hoo, hoo, I feel a rise in my Levis" (I feel my temperature risin') Elvis Presley- Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love
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| December 4, 2008, 11:37 |
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69oak69
64 / male
Heart of Illinois, Illinois, US
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Re: twisted song lyrics...
"My wiener's wet, my wiener's wet, my wiener's wet, my wiener's wet, In the jungle , the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight......... "
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| December 8, 2008, 12:10 |
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Re: Re: twisted song lyrics...
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ December 3, 2008, 00:00)There's an old song by, "Collective Soul" called, "December". I used to refer to it as, "The Blow-Job Song" (turn your head and spit me out)...
Yep, think the same thing about that song, Nickelback's "Figured You Out" too...
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| December 8, 2008, 13:58 |
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