|
| AUTHOR |
MESSAGE |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Irish Viagra
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his
help in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.
'Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
'Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an "Irish
Viagra". >It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even
taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things
went".
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly
inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus
and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and
the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in
his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his
arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and
took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a
nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
,Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your
husband provided wasn't good"?
'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But as sure as I'm
sittin' here,
I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
|
| August 19, 2007, 08:20 |
|
dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
|
Re: Irish Viagra
 the fact that i AM irish made this even funnier.....lol
|
| August 19, 2007, 08:31 |
|
|
