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Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza
* Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
* End the call with, "Remember, we never had this conver-
sation."
* Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!"
and hang up.
* Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
* Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them
out.
* Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy
bread."
* Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning
Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
* If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right,
say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first
window."
* Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes,
heave a sigh of relief.
* Ask to see a menu.
* Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and
ask again.
* Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
* Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place),
Take 1, and... action!"
* Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last
thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they
have a chance to respond.
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