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Presidents breakfast
Dick Cheney and George W Bush are having
breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he
would like, and he replies,
I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
''And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with
his trademark grin, "How about a quickie this
morning?"
''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "how
rude! You're starting to act like Pres. Clinton",
and the waitress storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...........
"It's pronounced,
'quiche.
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August 14, 2007, 11:29 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Presidents breakfast
Naw, I'd go for the quickie.
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August 28, 2007, 11:11 |
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