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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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SOME things "are" possible .... : )
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV.
THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON
THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED.
GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER
ARTHRITIC HIP.
GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON
HIS CROTCH.
GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST: "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD
COOT. THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THE DEAD!!
[excuse the caps - too lazy to change it all ....  ]
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| August 14, 2007, 07:32 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: SOME things "are" possible .... : )
As the saying goes, a dead budgie can't fall out of its cage... 
Good one, Mystic. 
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| August 14, 2007, 10:16 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: SOME things "are" possible .... : )
That's a good one.
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| August 28, 2007, 11:10 |
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