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Why beer is bettert the a Woman
I just wanted to post this right quick before I took off. This DOES NOT apply to the woman of web naughty... Enjoy.
Why a beer is better than a woman
You can enjoy a beer all month long
Beer stains wash out
You don't have to wine and dine a beer
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
Beer never changes its mind
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
Beer is never late
Hangovers go away
Beer labels come off without a fight
Beer never has a headache
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer
If you pour a beer right, you always get good head
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
A beer always goes down easy
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know when you are the first one to pop a beer
Beer is always wet
Beer doesn't demand quality
You can have a beer in public
A beer doesn't care when you come
A frigid beer is a good beer
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony
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| October 17, 2004, 09:22 |
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
Well, then you will just have to stick to beer.... won't you.
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| October 17, 2004, 09:40 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
I'll take the love of a beautiful woman , over all the beer in the world any day. 
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| October 17, 2004, 15:09 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
Notice he  before he posts!  Guess he didnt wanna get him self in trouble huh 
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| October 17, 2004, 16:34 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
I thought it was a standing rule that we had to before we could post
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| October 17, 2004, 17:15 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
Should be a rule!   
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| October 17, 2004, 17:18 |
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
That must be some damn good beer!
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| October 17, 2004, 17:19 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
MGD?  Budweiser  Coors  Busch (nasty)
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| October 17, 2004, 17:27 |
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Re: Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
QUOTE (Tease @ October 17, 2004, 17:27) MGD? Budweiser Coors Busch (nasty)
I'd rather hold a warm woman then a cold beer anynight 
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| October 17, 2004, 17:30 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
uh oh , Deye pulled his 427, and got the dreaded red "X" syndrome
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| October 17, 2004, 17:33 |
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Re: Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 17:33)uh oh , Deye pulled his 427, and got the dreaded red "X" syndrome
I'll have you know that was 500 ci! and I worked hard to get that red X! I know the secret and I'm not tellin!
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| October 17, 2004, 17:35 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (DEye @ October 17, 2004, 17:30) QUOTE (Tease @ October 17, 2004, 17:27) MGD? Budweiser Coors Busch (nasty)
I'd rather hold a warm woman then a cold beer anynight
How bout a cold woman? 
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| October 17, 2004, 17:45 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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QUOTE (DEye @ October 17, 2004, 17:35) QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 17:33)uh oh , Deye pulled his 427, and got the dreaded red "X" syndrome
I'll have you know that was 500 ci! and I worked hard to get that red X! I know the secret and I'm not tellin!
I'll trade you 3 red "X"s for that 500 ci, big block, and even throw in a case of Coors too.
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| October 17, 2004, 17:48 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 15:09)I'll take the love of a beautiful woman , over all the beer in the world any day.
I totaly agree with you HR, based on two facts.
1 I also prefer women
2 I don't use alcohol
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| October 17, 2004, 18:19 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ October 17, 2004, 18:19) QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 15:09)I'll take the love of a beautiful woman , over all the beer in the world any day.
I totaly agree with you HR, based on two facts.
1 I also prefer women
2 I don't use alcohol
i've found one tends to lead to the other sometimes, vicious cycle!!!
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| October 17, 2004, 18:29 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 17:48)
Coors? At least give him a MGD or a dorona with lime! 
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| October 17, 2004, 19:35 |
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Re: Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 17:15)I thought it was a standing rule that we had to before we could post
before, during and after!
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| October 17, 2004, 22:44 |
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i've found one tends to lead to the other sometimes, vicious cycle!!! :zomb
Well I got some Bud in the fridge wanna put your theory to some testing?
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| October 18, 2004, 05:45 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
A vicious cycle of then "posting" then  then more  "posting"sounds like a great vicious cycle to get into.  
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| October 18, 2004, 06:45 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ October 17, 2004, 22:44) QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ October 17, 2004, 17:15)I thought it was a standing rule that we had to before we could post
before, during and after!
as much as you want , as often as you want 
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| October 18, 2004, 06:52 |
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QUOTE (curiousgirl @ October 18, 2004, 05:45)i've found one tends to lead to the other sometimes, vicious cycle!!! :zomb
Well I got some Bud in the fridge wanna put your theory to some testing?
without a doubt, but somehow i dont believe you'd drive me to drinkin? (but i sure could pretend for the sake of science)
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| October 18, 2004, 17:57 |
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
OK since the women did'nt take that to good, All the women on here have my apology and would gladly kiss ya'lls ass until you belive me.
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| October 18, 2004, 19:20 |
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pepper
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daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
I took it just fine. It was funny, Creeper!
  
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| October 18, 2004, 19:35 |
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
I thought it was funny too but you can still kiss my ass if you want.
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| October 19, 2004, 09:48 |
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
it's no problem, especially because you put your "humourous disclamier" at the top...
but don't be surprised if i give you a six pack, before I give you anything else!
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| October 19, 2004, 09:55 |
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
I'm sure the women on here took it fine, my apology was just a shameless reason to kiss the asses of all the women on here at once.....LOL ; )
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| October 19, 2004, 10:01 |
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
i knew there was no way you "reformed" that quickly!
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| October 19, 2004, 10:02 |
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Re: Why beer is bettert the a Woman
LOL...Shhh...I have a innocent image to keep up.
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| October 19, 2004, 10:08 |
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Tease
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QUOTE (Creeper76 @ October 19, 2004, 10:08)LOL...Shhh...I have a innocent image to keep up.
You innocent?  And if so then I dont like or or  3some .gif"> or  or  or 
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| October 19, 2004, 10:54 |
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