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Jack And Jill
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.....
He said "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'
"So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.'
"I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
"Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm, "said Jack. He thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon, Jack took off his pants and said to Jill, "Here try these on."
So she did and said, "These are too large, they don't fit me."
Jack said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill took off her pants and handed them to Jack and said, "Here, you try on mine."
So he did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Jill said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."
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| August 13, 2007, 10:06 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Jack And Jill
 Now that's not fair. 
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| August 13, 2007, 10:50 |
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Re: Jack And Jill
Sounds fair to me 
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| August 13, 2007, 12:36 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Jack And Jill
you two can get in my pants anytime
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| August 13, 2007, 14:32 |
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Re: Re: Jack And Jill
QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ August 13, 2007, 14:32)you two can get in my pants anytime
I don't want in your pants but what is in your pants I want lol
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| August 13, 2007, 16:06 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Jack And Jill
well it might not be fair, but it IS funny !!!!!!!
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| August 13, 2007, 16:32 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Jack And Jill
QUOTE (tiger5350 @ August 13, 2007, 16:06) QUOTE (slowpoke2 @ August 13, 2007, 14:32)you two can get in my pants anytime
I don't want in your pants but what is in your pants I want lol
you can have that as well 
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| August 13, 2007, 22:48 |
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