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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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45 Class Reunion ......
Three women who were friends in high school have
returned to their hometown attend their 45th reunion
and have lunch together. Their talk turns to
their position in life, and it's clear that they
are trying to "one-up" each other.
The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to
the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the
others with a superior demeanor.
The second woman says, "Well, my husband just
bought me a new Mercedes,"and looks about with
considerable pride.
The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest
with you, we don't have much money and we don't have
any material possessions, but 13 canaries can
stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect
penis."
After a long silence, the first woman looks
shame-faced and says, "Girls,I've got a confession
to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're
not really going to the French Riviera -- we're going
to my parent's house for two weeks."
The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me.
To be honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes --
he bought me a Taurus."
"Well," the third woman says, "I also have a
confession to make. Canary number 13 has to stand
on one leg."
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| August 7, 2007, 09:39 |
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Re: 45 Class Reunion ......
 
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| August 7, 2007, 09:41 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: 45 Class Reunion ......
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| August 7, 2007, 09:48 |
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