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don't choke in the south...
a woman was eating a chili dog in a southern fast food joint...she took to big of a bite, and began to choke.
two hillbillies were in the next booth...
jeb asked her, "lady, is u awrite?"
"No!!" cried the lady...
homer said "corse she ain't awrite...she be a-chokin' on dat dere a-chili dawg..."
by this time the lady had begun to gasp for air.
"homer...wat we 'sposed ta do?" asked jeb.
homer went over to the lady, pulled her pants down...
and licked her asshole...the lady screamed so hard and loud that the chili dog that was stuck in her throat popped out, and went flying across the room!!
"homer, wen'ya lurn how to do the hindlick manuvere?".... 
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