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TACKS
A young Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says
to the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me
some protection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers
gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack
of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked
future President says. "Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on
by themselves?"
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