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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil Show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed,
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started, but never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Jack, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the joint from last night, some Doritos, a Jolt Cola, and a bag of Hershey's Kisses.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now...   
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| July 27, 2007, 02:54 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
LOL!! Too funny!! 
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| July 27, 2007, 06:19 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
Good one Giant!   
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| July 27, 2007, 08:45 |
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