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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
there have got to be more phrases meaning "masturbation" than there are meaning actual sex with a partener...and each one I hear is funnier than the last one! Whats the popular way people in your neck of the woods refer to "Whipping Skippy"???
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| July 26, 2007, 08:23 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
Some people around here call it "choking the chicken". Guess that's cause we are red necks! hehehehe  
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| July 26, 2007, 08:44 |
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Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
Well, I've never heard it referred to as "waxin' the carrot" till you said it the other day. Nearly spewed coffee all over my screen 
My niece and her friend's names are Patricia and Peter. When they were here visiting, my brother would call my sister and ask how it was goin' with "pat-n-peter." hehe
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| July 26, 2007, 10:15 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
My hubby also calls it "lettin rosie have some fun" 
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| July 26, 2007, 10:32 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ July 26, 2007, 08:23)there have got to be more phrases meaning "masturbation" than there are meaning actual sex with a partener...and each one I hear is funnier than the last one! Whats the popular way people in your neck of the woods refer to "Whipping Skippy"???
I have to say that I have never heard it called the Devils Clarinet! I responded kinda like moonhowler did on the one waxing the carrot! Guess cause I play the clarinet.
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| July 26, 2007, 10:38 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
OK,,,,Just thought i'd 'toss' a couple in.. 
MALE...Whack Your Tack
FEMALE...Strum the Clitar
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| July 26, 2007, 11:19 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ July 26, 2007, 11:19)OK,,,,Just thought i'd 'toss' a couple in..
MALE...Whack Your Tack
FEMALE...Strum the Clitar
"strum the clitar" ??? that is F-in GREAT! I'm choking on my lunch, now... 
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| July 26, 2007, 11:44 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ July 26, 2007, 11:19)OK,,,,Just thought i'd 'toss' a couple in..
MALE...Whack Your Tack
FEMALE...Strum the Clitar
Great ones! 
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| July 26, 2007, 11:55 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ July 26, 2007, 08:23)there have got to be more phrases meaning "masturbation" than there are meaning actual sex with a partener...and each one I hear is funnier than the last one! Whats the popular way people in your neck of the woods refer to "Whipping Skippy"???
I would love to choke your chicken!...... 
Oh thats right.....Been ther done that! 
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| July 26, 2007, 11:58 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
OK, Ok, Ok ....I will be serious!
For females......
Beat the Beaver, Polishing the Pearl, Carpet Bumping, Cat Got Tongue, Checking for Squirrels, , Cleaning your Fingers, Pussy Soccer, Jillin' Off, Spearing the Bearded Clam, rub the clit, fingering, , jilling off, vibrate the vag, slip 'n' slide, soap it up, , pet the kitty, stroke the cat, powder your nose, tickle your fancy, self-service, finger-bang,
Males.....
Butter Your Corn, Crank the Shank, Cuff the Carrot, Five Knuckle Olympics, Grease the Pipe, Jerk Off, One Man Tug-O-War, Play the Organ, Polish the Rocket, Pound Off, beat the meat, stroke it, stroke, stroke off, choke your chicken, wax the dolphin, choke the bishop, wax the rod, change gears, walk the dog, onanism, spank the monkey, pocket pool (through the clothing), play the upright organ, bleed the serpent, pull the peter, plug the mellon, polish the purple helmet, tickling the turkey, polish the wand, Chisel The Carrot,
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| July 26, 2007, 12:04 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
QUOTE (nykitten @ July 26, 2007, 12:04)OK, Ok, Ok ....I will be serious!
For females......
Beat the Beaver, Polishing the Pearl, Carpet Bumping, Cat Got Tongue, Checking for Squirrels, , Cleaning your Fingers, Pussy Soccer, Jillin' Off, Spearing the Bearded Clam, rub the clit, fingering, , jilling off, vibrate the vag, slip 'n' slide, soap it up, , pet the kitty, stroke the cat, powder your nose, tickle your fancy, self-service, finger-bang,
Males.....
Butter Your Corn, Crank the Shank, Cuff the Carrot, Five Knuckle Olympics, Grease the Pipe, Jerk Off, One Man Tug-O-War, Play the Organ, Polish the Rocket, Pound Off, beat the meat, stroke it, stroke, stroke off, choke your chicken, wax the dolphin, choke the bishop, wax the rod, change gears, walk the dog, onanism, spank the monkey, pocket pool (through the clothing), play the upright organ, bleed the serpent, pull the peter, plug the mellon, polish the purple helmet, tickling the turkey, polish the wand, Chisel The Carrot,
"Jilling" off? awesome...
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| July 26, 2007, 13:38 |
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Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
Lets not forget jerkin the gerkin
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| July 26, 2007, 19:27 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
"Adjusting the Floatation Devices" or the, "The Mustache Ride" or my personal fav, "Switching to High Beam" 
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| July 27, 2007, 02:30 |
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Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
How about "pullin' the pud" or "yankin' the crank"? That's all I got for now!
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| July 27, 2007, 18:45 |
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rawk35
56 / couple
valley, Oregon, US
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Re: Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
QUOTE (nykitten @ July 26, 2007, 12:04)OK, Ok, Ok ....I will be serious!
For females......
Beat the Beaver, Polishing the Pearl, Carpet Bumping, Cat Got Tongue, Checking for Squirrels, , Cleaning your Fingers, Pussy Soccer, Jillin' Off, Spearing the Bearded Clam, rub the clit, fingering, , jilling off, vibrate the vag, slip 'n' slide, soap it up, , pet the kitty, stroke the cat, powder your nose, tickle your fancy, self-service, finger-bang,
Males.....
Butter Your Corn, Crank the Shank, Cuff the Carrot, Five Knuckle Olympics, Grease the Pipe, Jerk Off, One Man Tug-O-War, Play the Organ, Polish the Rocket, Pound Off, beat the meat, stroke it, stroke, stroke off, choke your chicken, wax the dolphin, choke the bishop, wax the rod, change gears, walk the dog, onanism, spank the monkey, pocket pool (through the clothing), play the upright organ, bleed the serpent, pull the peter, plug the mellon, polish the purple helmet, tickling the turkey, polish the wand, Chisel The Carrot,
DAMN! you pretty much covered it! 
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| July 27, 2007, 20:38 |
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ShadowSpirit69
69 / male
Southern Oklahoma, Oklahoma, US
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Re: Playing a solo on the Devils Clarinet...
How about date with Rosie Palm and her 5 daughters
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| July 28, 2007, 14:17 |
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