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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Oh shit! I'm late for work!...
I was reading an article this morning called, "The Top Ten Whacked-out Excuses Given to a Boss." Here they are:
1. Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them.
2. My dog dialed 911, and the police wanted to question me about what "really" happened.
3. My girlfriend got mad and destroyed all of my undergarments.
4. I woke up and thought I was temporarily deaf.
5. I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.
6. I was up all night arguing with God.
7. A raccoon stole my work shoe off my porch.
8. I super-glued my eye thinking it was contact solution.
9. I was putting lotion on my face when my finger went up my nose causing a nose bleed.
10. A prostitute climbed into my car at a stop light, and I was afraid my wife would see her and think I was messing around... so I got out of the car.
We've all been late for one reason or another and a good excuse is just waiting in the wings. Were there ever any excuses you thought, "My boss will never believe this one?!" so you never used it?
I used one twice about a flat tire on my way to work. Even rubbed my hands all over the tires to make it look like actually took one off. One time I really got one the next day. I never offered the excuse twice in two days, I figured he'd never believe me anyways... 
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| July 23, 2007, 05:07 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Oh shit! I'm late for work!...
I would love to use this one...."I can't come in right now because my husband is having his annual erection and I don't want to miss it".....lol! 
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| July 23, 2007, 05:42 |
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Re: Oh shit! I'm late for work!...
Not so much that i was late, i wasn't able to go in. I took a shower and when washing my hair, i tilted my head back wrong and my neck felt like it was going to give out on me. ended up going to chiropractor and even a year later, co workers were still giving me crap.
They were giving me crap about messing up my neck in 'other' ways and not with the story I told them about, as in while washing my hair. If you were to ask them today, they'd tell you that was just a cover-up.
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| July 23, 2007, 05:43 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: Oh shit! I'm late for work!...
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ July 23, 2007, 05:42)I would love to use this one...."I can't come in right now because my husband is having his annual erection and I don't want to miss it".....lol!
hahahahahahahah 
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| July 23, 2007, 05:55 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: Re: Oh shit! I'm late for work!...
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ July 23, 2007, 05:42)I would love to use this one...."I can't come in right now because my husband is having his annual erection and I don't want to miss it".....lol!
Oh Libs, can I use that one too!   
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| July 23, 2007, 08:03 |
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Re: Oh shit! I'm late for work!...
Okay...I've used mostly the normal excuses for being late, but I have had to truthfully tell them something bizarre to explain my tardiness...but it was the truth...
I've called my boss to tell him I'm gonna be late because..
I was repairing a broken fingernail and accidently superglued several fingers together...
I just let my dog out to pee and now I can't get him back in cuz he's hooked up with my neighbors dog, and from what I know about dog mating...it's gonna be about a half an hour.
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| July 23, 2007, 14:06 |
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