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The Deal
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact,
"Phyllis, Phyllis"
"Is that you, Dan?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
Well, I get up in the morning and have sex . Then I hit the greens. After that, I have more sex, bathe in the sun for a while, and have sex twice more. I hit the greens again, then it's sex pretty much all afternoon. I hit the greens one more time, then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Dan you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."
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