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rough language
Please excuse the rough language in the following story. I would have deleted them, but the story would not make sense.
Dawson met a nice girl from a prominent Jewish family and eventually got married. When they got back from their honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her Mother,
"so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Dawson started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You have to take me home. PLEASE MAMA!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they are just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your Mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama . . . he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother. *
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| July 20, 2007, 10:57 |
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dave2big
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somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: rough language
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| July 20, 2007, 13:09 |
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Re: rough language
too funny 
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| July 20, 2007, 13:40 |
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