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just thinking...
>Random thoughts:
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>* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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>* Police were called to a day-care center where A three-year-old was
>Resisting a rest.
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>* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's
all
>Right now.
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>* The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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>* To write with a broken pencil is pointless
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>* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
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>* The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at
>Large.
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>* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
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>* A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened
>Criminal.
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>* Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
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>* We'll never run out of math teachers because They always multiply.
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>* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
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>* The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number
on
>It.
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>* The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was On shaky
>Ground.
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>* The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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>* If you take a laptop computer for a run You could jog your memory
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>* A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
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>* What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
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>* A bicycle can't stand-alone; it is two tired.
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>* Time flies like an arrow; Fruit flies like a banana.
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>* A backward poet writes inverse.
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>* In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your
>Count
>That votes.
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>* A chicken crossing the road: Poultry in motion.
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>* If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
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>* With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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>* Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat
>Miner.
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>* When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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>* The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine Was fully recovered.
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>* A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, Resulted in Linoleum
>Blown
>Apart.
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>* You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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>* He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
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>* A calendar's days are numbered.
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>* A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
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>* A boiled egg is hard to beat.
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>* He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.
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>* A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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>* Those who get too big for their britches Will be exposed in the end.
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>* When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
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>* When she saw her first strands of gray hair, She thought she'd dye.
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>* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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>* Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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>* Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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Re: just thinking...
Had me rolling with laughter
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| July 19, 2007, 19:02 |
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