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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Southern Medical Terminology
1. Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
2. Tumor - More than one.
3. Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
4. Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
5. Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
6. Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
7. Benign - What you be after you be eight.
8. Dilate - To live long.
9. Genital - Non-Jewish person.
10. Seizure - Roman emperor.
11. Node - I knew it.
12. Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
13. Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
14. Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
15. Tablet - A small table.
16. Enema - Not a friend.
17. Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.
18. Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
19. Colic - A sheep dog.
20. Varicose - Near by/close by.
 
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| July 19, 2007, 12:22 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Southern Medical Terminology
 these are really good !!!!
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| July 20, 2007, 07:56 |
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Re: Southern Medical Terminology
Hehehe - great definition of terms!
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| July 20, 2007, 10:39 |
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Sojurner
55 / male
north jersey, New Jersey, US
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Re: Southern Medical Terminology
Good stuff.
I gots me some friends down south an i'm fixin ta send this thar way
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| July 30, 2007, 22:21 |
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