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Crisco is shortening
Showering after a game of tennis, Lance happened to look over at
Rod's genitals. "Christ!" he exclaimed, "that's the biggest dick I've
ever seen!" "Rod smiled. "It wasn't always that big. It grew
because I rubbed it with butter every day." Determined to improve his
own endowment, Lance went home to do likewise. The following week he
and Rod played tennis again. "How's it going with your home
improvements? " Rod asked. "Terrible," Lance said. "I've been
greasing my dick every day, but it keeps shrinking!" "Really?" Are
you sure you're using enough butter?" "Butter hell. I'm allergic to
dairy products, so I've been using Crisco." Lance frowned. "Of
course it's getting smaller. Crisco is shortening!"
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