slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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JANE met TARZAN
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted
to him
and during her questions about his life she asked him how he
managed to
have sex . "What's that?" he asked.She explained to him what sex was and he said,
"Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree."
Horrified, she said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will
show you
how to do it properly. " She took off her clothes, lay down on
the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it
in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her
an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for bees," said Tarzan.
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