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polish sausage...
Good Morning.This has been around for sometime but good for a grin. Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days!
a guy walks in to a store and asks, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks
at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy (clearly offended) says,
"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked
for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had
asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would
you? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"If I asked for
some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!" said the clerk,
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy
says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked
for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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| July 17, 2007, 01:47 |
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Re: polish sausage...
Very good lonelyandhorny I enjoyed that one.  
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| July 17, 2007, 01:51 |
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