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Ways to Tell If You Have PMS
* Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
* You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
* The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
* Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
* You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
sticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-###-####.
* Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting
practice.
* Inanimate objects get on your nerves.
* You're counting down the days until menopause.
* You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
* The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
* You dump the pretzels out of the bag, and eat the salt.
While simultaneously eating a gallon of ice cream.
* You cry at commercials one minute, and contemplate
assault the next.
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| July 10, 2007, 18:31 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: Ways to Tell If You Have PMS
Oh no tiger! Is that what's wrong with me!  
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| July 10, 2007, 18:37 |
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