rearender
72 / male
Phoenix, Arizona, US
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Condoms !
I had a friend who grew up in north central Texas and there wasnt anything to do at any time So for kicks one Saturday night He decided to go down to the only drug store they had and have some fun with the pharmacist.
He went in and said to the druggist "I'd like to buy
a size large condom!"
And as an afterthought said, "Make it a "French Tickler"!
And the shocked druggist stammers "But Son, do you know what those things will do to a woman?"
And my friend says, "Hell No! But it will make a sheep jump about yay high off the ground!"  
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