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cobaltheat
55 / male
Leicester, England, UK
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Best / Worst chat up lines?
Whats the best or worst lines you have used or been used on you?
I was out last weekend, and a lady asked me whether she smelt of garlic as she had just eaten chicken kiev for dinner!!
Needless to say our conversation didnt go much further as she did!
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| July 10, 2007, 07:09 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Best / Worst chat up lines?
Worst line? Last week at the grocery store...creepy guy walks up to me out of nowhere..."Are you married? and accosts me agin in the check out line~ "I hope I didn't offend you by asking if you were married?" No, dipshit, I ignored you cos I'm a rude b!tch, WTF do you think???
Then again in the parking lot while putting groceries in my truck...walks up behind me hands me his card and says, "I hope to hear from you sometime."
Gave the card to Warren, lol, he gave the guys (he was a freaking lawyer....see? 10,000 on the bottom of the ocean is not enough!!!!!!!!)office a call and reamed the secretary a new one, lmao!
I mean seriously, most guys will take a hint. I wear a wedding ring, I was dressed nicely, conservative for me, I was buying groceries for crying out loud. what makes a guy like that be so darn persistant? Espescially in the face of being ignored totally?
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| July 10, 2007, 08:10 |
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cobaltheat
55 / male
Leicester, England, UK
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Re: Best / Worst chat up lines?
So Pepper is the only web naughty memeber ever to get chatted up?
Cant be right, surely?
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| July 12, 2007, 14:43 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Best / Worst chat up lines?
I once had a guy say to me "If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd place U next to I ".
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| July 12, 2007, 14:50 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Best / Worst chat up lines?
Is that a ladder in ya tights or my stairway to heaven!!!
 
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| July 13, 2007, 07:26 |
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